How to Remove Permanent Marker From Your Metal Baking Sheet...

(For a "friend")

Get your baking sheet sparkling clean in 6 easy steps!

Step 1

Fail to line your baking sheet with aluminum foil prior to baking Shrinky Dinks.

Step 2:

Pry Shrinky Dinks off of hot pan leaving all traces of permanent marker behind, much to the disappointment of your young artists

Step 3:

Try every soap, cleanser and scrubbing device in your possession to remove marker from aforementioned baking sheet. Conclude that "permanent" is meant in the literal sense.

Step 4:

Bake homemade potato fries coated in coconut oil on baking sheet for 20 minutes at 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

Step 5:

Enjoy your new multi-colored potatoes with your choice of protein and steamed non-root vegetable. Disregard potential long-term health effects of the ink you ingested.

Step 6:

Voila! Your baking sheet is now spotlessly clean!